1. subwaywhore:

    Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  3. bagofb0nes:

    isfuckingfun:

    Futurama 3D 

    Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

    (via memewhore)

     
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  5. madeupmonkeyshit:

    Don’t shit last

    (via spinintomyth)

     
  6. juliawiinchester:

    muirin007:

    rainbowsmudge:

    deanwinchestersshortshorts:

    ys-ella:

    maestremadness:

    my-british-soul:

    lado-sur:

    renal-agenesis:

    The Game of Life.

    oh my god

    what an interesting way to look at things.

    lifes a gamble

    and death always wins

    because death has nothing to lose

    wow.

    Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

    HO GAWD

    Hands down, one of my favorite pieces ever.

    You can’t cheat death.. But that doesn’t mean death can’t cheat you

    (via spinintomyth)

     
  7. bctheinternet:

    Donald Glover 

    (via miikachu)

     

  8. rninor:

    weepingdildo:

    landorus:

    lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

    "I’ll make you moan, over"

    "bend over"
    "bend what? over"

    (via miikachu)

     
  9. (Source: fckyeahtimmy, via miikachu)

     
  10. memewhore:

    owldude:

    lacunamatata:

    yes-butno:

    HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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    this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed

    Show is so fucking UTTERLY RIDICULOUS